Great stuff today
Top pick from the winery!
Wait a minute!
Can I get the rice plate?
So now you wanna eat... sure!
What do I do if I want to leave?
I told you,
you always have a choice here
But how?
Finish your food, then you'll know
Why do you insist on giving me food
when I refuse to eat everyday?
Cause you're human
You outta here?
That's right
Want to hear the song one more time?
No thanks
And, don't think you're really that strong
You'll catch a cold
5, 4, 3, 2, 12004 Happy New Year!
5, 4, 3, 2, 12005 Happy New Year!
5, 4, 3, 2, 12006 Happy New Year!
Hey boss, good morning
How's it going, Karen?
Do you think I look prettier lately?
Sure. I guess so
Really? You're not just saying that right
So ever since you told me not to stay out late. I listened to you
Can't you see my skin is nicer now?
Yeah sure, it's good
So when is that TV series
starting anyway?
I'm working on it
Come on, seriously,
it's been years
We're getting there
You know this is my shot.
This will be a breakthrough for me
I don't want to do this
shopping stuff anymore
Okay, okay
Oh by the way
Good morning, Mr. Tong!
About my contract,
it's almost up
So when do you want to talk about renewal?
Sure when you're free
I'm always free
Well you got to wait till I'm free too
Tomorrow?
Alright, get to work now, we'll catch up
I'll call you
Okay, so tomorrow. You promise
You got it
So what are we selling today?
What's that?
Sorry Karen
Dicky will be your
co-host starting today
Show her the ropes, will ya?
Welcome to MSC Shopping Network.
I'm Karen
And this is your new host, Dicky
Hi everybody!
Are they pretty?
What's all this power crystal stuff?
It's a rhodochrosite
Suppose to enhance your love life
Is that right?
You got a girlfriend?
You should wear one if you don't
- Does it really work? - Shit
Hey, Hong!
Manny
Shit!
Someone go get a new ball
That jerk wasted another one again!
What's wrong with me?
Don't think like that
Am I stupid or what?
Well, maybe, still don't think like that
Then how should he think?
Let's do an experiment
What experiment?
See!
I slapped you. You're pissed
So if you miss her, then call her!
Simple! What's there to think about
You're not a kid anymore
What if she blows me off?
Well, then you just let it go!
Sometimes you gotta take the first step
Then you'll know what to do next
Besides
What?
You have no dignity anyway
I agree
You're right
So Lee,
why are you always so calm?
Have you ever really loved?
Some day you'll understand
I'm going to get the ball
Till next time,
goodbye
Cut. That's a wrap
Nadya, any parties now?
No, I am sleeping
Go home and get some sleep
Table for two please
This way please
Hey Manny
What are you looking at? Sit down
Why? Was I always late?
What do you think?
So how are you?
Not bad
So are you seeing someone now?
I love that show! I watch it,
don't you like it?
No way, you like that show?
Those women are over the top
Still think they are sexy and gorgeous
Throwing their bodies around
All that talk with their vibrators
You call that good?
I don't think so
I wish I could be like them.
They look really happy
Oh, no! You don't need that
Those aunties are probably
very pretty when they were young
But they blew it big time
when they kept playing hard-to-get
So now they're pathetic
and have to pretend they have happy lives
You are different
You still have a huge market. Don't worry
Not true. Forget about me
Finish your story about your girlfriend
What?
You finish your work yet?
You finish your game yet?
Watch out, Liverpool will catch up
That's pure luck
Good one, good one
That's impossible
Hey, it almost eleven
I already taped the game,
let's watch it at home, it's the same thing
You're...
Hong
Hong, could you not blow your smoke over
Manny just got better with his cough
I don't want him to get sick again
Some more beer, guys?
Sure
Wait, you had your two bottles already
No more
You want it or not?
No thank you
Just give us some Cokes
Idiots
Where are you going?
Pee
Don't forget to wash your hands
Oh shit. Forgot to tell him not to use the towels inside
You use the towels in the bathroom?
You are...
Lee
Lee, please don't order more beer
You too, don't drink that much alright?
Hey, hear that? Stop the drinks
Will she stop talking
if I stop drinking?
Yeah right, cheers
Hey she's just being caring
Is that so wrong?
Just a fine line between "caring" and "bugging"
You had better temper when we dated
You stood me for 3 months!
She was a bit better so I stood her for 6
That's about it for me
What about you? Boyfriends?
Me? Forget about it
That bad huh? So there were someone
Sure
That fat guy is pretty funny
What the hell?
Cause you stacked too much stuff on it
Stop laughing!
But it's funny!
Well fix it!
You crazy? I can't fix that
Shit, cockroach!
Cockroach!
Why did you hit me? Get the cockroach! Kill it!
That's the end of it?
Yes
You women
Men and women
spend the same amount of time
We go to work, get off work, shop
eat, go to movies, sleep, shit
How the hell can men
find time to learn carpentry?
I don't suppose you can cook, right?
And then?
Sorry, sorry
You're late
Hold on,
you got $3,000 on you?
Again? What is it this time?
Got insider's tips on tonight's race,
sure win
Don't be so childish!
I thought you want to get married?
Then what?
What do you mean then what? That's it
What else can I do?
I mean did you lend him the money?
Of course not!
He was an idiot, not me
Why didn't you lend him the money?
You could have married him, if he won!
Marrying that loser, I don't think so
When there wasn't someone you complain
Then when there was, you don't want it
I can still support myself
It'll be awful if I have to
rely on him to feed me
Yeah that would suck
Check, please
Here you go, miss What are you doing?
Let me pay.
I've never treated you once
- My treat tonight - Thanks
I don't have a girlfriend now
but at least I have money to pay the bill
I know, just this one time, okay?
So anymore credit card accidents lately?
No!
It's better to use cash
No interest,
and you never overspend
Hey that's enough! Get off my case
Just kidding!
So why you call me out anyway?
Just want to see how you are doing!
Hey, you look good today
That's how I dress all the time
But next time when you wear white
don't have blue trimmings on the collar
Look like pajamas
That's none of your business
Cab's here, go on, good night
I'll call you
Okay, bye
Bye
Get lost you idiot, put it out
You gotta go?
No
Hey Karen, looking good!
No... no, can't go in
What's wrong?
Not with those pants
My boyfriend, my boyfriend
If I were to die in one hour
I'll kill all you guys
And those idiots in the American Embassy
What's with the stamp? Think we're pigs?
- What the heck! - Let's go
Come on out
Come over... come on...
Hurry, come on, come out come out...
Come here
What's wrong?
You off yet?
I still have to record more stuff
I'm so sleepy!
Eat some fish food
Does it work?
Have you ever seen goldfish fall asleep?
You think that's funny?
Sure
You can criticize my look
but never my jokes
Hold on
What's going on here?
How would I know?
Ask Amy to fix it
No way, she ain't my colleagues
Go ask her yourself!
I'm so busy!
It's me. Dinner tonight?
Sure, okay What do you want to have?
You pick it.
Hey I can't talk right now
I'll call you later, bye
Amy, I don't get it here
It's different from yesterday's
No, it's always like that
No, check it out
It's always like that!
No, check the front
You challenging me or what?
Hey, I'll just wait for him
OK
Oh, gosh
Sorry, I am leaving now
I'm at your office
What?
So you're ready to go?
What's wrong?
So what brings you up to my office?
Why, do I always need a reason?
I can't just come see you?
Sure, that's cool
But I think there is something
I can tell by your face
Damn, I got hit'n'run!
What "hit'n'run"?
In motoring, it's when a driver crashes
and leaves the scene right away
And that's screwed up
Did you get hit?
Well, in "meeting guys"...
Hi... I'm Karen
I think we've met a few times before
Did we?
What's your number?
There's this party next week
Wanna go together?
Sure, why not
How did you meet that guy?
He's like friend of a friend of a friend
He's hot?
He's alright...
We went out twice
And then?
Then
That asshole!
Hey, calm down!
Why are you so mad?
You used to do the same thing
Well I never did it on purpose
But he did it to me on purpose!
He did?
Why do "bad guys" always have a market?
Cause they're smooth-talkers,
that's it
How do you mean?
I love your earrings
They look great with your hair
On the other hand
You got to choose the right earrings
Or you can get an ear infection!
Now that's screwed up
Women are very simple
Tell them something they want to hear
And they'll be happy all day
So you rather have a nice man that
treats you well but can't smooth-talk
or a scumbag who smooth-talks
but treats you like shit?
I don't know
Every guy that I ever like never picks me
I got it,
you want someone you can't have
The harder it is, the more you like it
That's f**ked up, can't help you
That's why I went for matchmaking
Matchmaking!
Lower your voice you jerk
Anyone good?
Yeah right...
I feel old
You're not even 30, well in two weeks
Actually there's more to life than romance
Not for me
Well you're just too picky
No, I'm not
I just want a guy that looks a little better
just a little bit
Sure, lots of them
I know guys who don't smoke or drink, have a good job
get home on time, and surely won't cheat on you
Really? How do they look?
Are you interested?
Block him, block him
Don't let him shoot
Kids trying to play soccer
Go play golf instead
He didn't need to kick so hard
You can't dodge the ball, you're goalie!
I might get hit!
Shut up! Concentrate, will you?
Lose another goal we get the ass-kick
Get out there
Mr. Dodgeball, thanks a lot!
Like you guys scored any? Blame yourself
If you actually caught the ball, we wouldn't need to score!
That only makes it tie
But you let them score, damn it!
Ouch! Good thing it wasn't my ass!
You again!
Forget soccer, go home and jerk off
Easy, man!
Chick alert
No one will ever get through my goal
Brothers, go!
Yeah!
Go on!
Idiot!
Brothers, go again!
Playing soccer is like being in love
So easy to get hurt
Not to this extent
Easy
I said I will introduce you to guys sometime
Didn't think you'd be so desperate
So where are the nice guys?
There, everyone of 'em
You want these cans, boys?
Thanks
Hey step 'em flat for him, will ya? Thank you, thank you
That's the best you got?
They're not bad, come on,
Looks are overrated,
you'll get used to it
Manny, he called yesterday
He's coming back for a friend's wedding
He wants to see with me
That's great
I don't know if I should go
Why not?
It's been ages, just feels weird
Definitely go
So you don't have to fantasize it all the time
I don't fantasize it!
Oh come on, Karen
Just go see him this once
Maybe you'll be happy
Hey maybe he'll ask you to marry him
Think about it
A wise man once said
If you want to do something, do it right the way
Did he say
what if it fails?
He says don't think about it
Take your first step and that will tell you what to do next
You miss him all these years
Go see him
Back then I was dating this girl
She ended up picking this guy
What's so great about this loser?
Hey I'm a nice guy!
Girls know that
And then what?
And then...
Nothing happened,
it never even started
That's because of the two of you!
Hey it's his fault, not me
This guy's got no sense of humor. Chicks don't dig that
So I taught you two jokes,
remember?
Remember you were taking this girl home...
Hey what is this? The year in review?
- Exactly! - Go on, go on
Alright I'll tell it, you'll be the girl
Why me?
Cause you have a beard!
Alright, so he was walking the girl home
She says, oh the road's so dark,
thank you for taking me home
Don't be scared! It's safe
But what if a rapist comes out?
You just bring a big torch
Take it out when you see the rapist
And hit him with it?
No, just point the light at your face,
when he sees you he'll run away!
Ouch!
Yeah thanks for that
I got to pee
- Me too! - Not me
I want to see what's so "special" about him
Why the girls pick him instead of me
Was he always like that before?
That's why he got no girlfriend
So are you guys happy?
Got a job, friends, beer,
what's more to ask?
What about love?
You can't force love
But accept no compromise either
It's alright
You're right not to pick him
He was wrong to have picked you
You deserve better than this
You know what I am talking about
Do you know how the 1911 Revolution began?
Forget it, I don't care about that
Now I know
why they pick him instead
- Why? - Because people grow up!
- Sure they do - Like me!
You said I got no sense of humor?
Check this out
- Alright bring it on - Listen
A hand-riddle
OK
Guess a means of transportation
Two seconds... monster truck whatever
Nope. It's Air-plane
Watch, "L-plain", you see
Man's that's hilarious!
I see the improvement
- Hey dad - Hey
This month's money
This is a lot. Sure you got enough for yourself?
Don't worry. Good night
Hey son,
sit down, let's chat
About what?
You're home early and eating in everyday
Isn't that cool?
No, it's good! But uh... it's like this
When I was dating your mom... I mean
We were quite the conservatives
Like we'd meet on two ends of a block
But sometimes we'd
go out boating or...
It's like she calls it
teasing with the sun
or some funny games... It was pretty, ah...
Anyway, whatever it is
The one you love the most is not the one
you end up with for life
You know what I mean?
Manny, how do I look?
- Pretty good - Really?
Should I tie my hair up
or let it down?
This is down
- Just like this - Really?
What should I talk about when I see him?
Just get going, you'll be late
Actually when do you think
you can stop being late all the time?
I'm not!
You're almost there, so I won't walk you over
Didn't you say you'd come along?
No way! This is your business
Just take this
What is it?
Just hold on to it. Go. Bye!
Hey Karen!
You look gorgeous today
Long time no see! What brings you back?
Ah... just for old times sake
Aren't you scared I might sing again?
No, I love that song!
Sing it again
Sure